Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Commercializing the Climb



Allison is now offering to make something you own even more special by carrying it with her on the journey.

Just imagine - knowing that your ordinary kitchen utensil (clock radio, teddy bear, lawn chair, soccer ball, cat, etc.) has been to one of the "ends of the earth". For a limited time only (until her knapsack is full of Kevin's communication gear), Allison is accepting consignments at $50 each.

But wait - there's more!
Can't think of what to send with Allison? Always the industrious one, Brian plans to make available genuine "Mt. Kilimanjaro Landscaping Bricks". Each of these bricks will include a certificate of authenticity, signed by one of Brian's 5 porters, and a photo of Brian standing by the hod of bricks at the summit. Why settle for a rosary blessed by the Pope, or some dusty flag that was flown over Iraq, when you can have a genuine "Mt. Kilimanjaro Landscaping Brick" to use as a conversation starter when you have the neighbors over for a beer on your patio. At a mere $16 each, Brian hopes to do better than he did selling hot dogs at the music festival in Minnesota.

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